My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
Anonymous said:equius i love you so much. i hate people who say you are disgusting and creepy. you care for nepeta like no other and your just such a sweety pie and i just love you so much.
D —> I don’t find such predispositions offensive
D —> In fact
D —> I find them flattering
D —> In no way am I surprised that my impressive STRONGNESS and muscular prowess
D —> Distract those who know me from the underlying intricacies that compose my personality
D —> It is pleasant, however
D —> That you claim to appreciate the less known portion of me
my favorite jake headcanon is that everyone assumed that he was all big and masculine because he’s mister action adventure movie but when they all finally meet he’s this five foot munchkin who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet
HE’S BARELY TALLER THAN JANE
LOOK HOW WIDE DIRK’S SHOULDERS ARE COMPARED TO JAKE’S
HE’S SO WIDDLE
ROXY’S BIGGER THAN HIM JAKE IS A TINY BOY
ITTY BITTY BABY
Yes I like this.
Anything anyone else would say, we are humans.
While my friends are all having pregnancy scares, I’m over here chillin’ looking like “Ha. Lesbian Sex Rocks”
Adventures of a closet lesbian.
*walks out of a closet*
Lesbian: Guys look I just came out of the closet.
Friend: Oh I get it cause you were just in the closet and you walked out.
Lesbian: Yeah that’s totally what I meant.